Do you wish to know more?

Goddamn

Aye childcare is fucked. My spouse had to quit working full-time temporarily because childcare was more than what she pulled in a week. Was actually a savings to just not have one of us work until they were a little older and the cost finally dropped enough.

Not that one of us was enough to pay the bills, we just had to get really creative with alternative income sources that didn’t require a full-time commitment.

I love my kids, I hate America as it is today. I knew sort of the financial impact I was getting into having kids, but no one should have that just thrust on them because politicians systemically are removing all the alternatives.

You continue down the vast hallway. You try not to make eye contact with a pair of kobolds near a tiny hut. Despite trying to ignore them the kobolds still approach you and speak “Hello traveler, do you wish to remove years from your life and return to the appearance of youth?”. They motion to the tiny hut with shelves lined with lotions, eye cream, and makeup.

What do you do?

He’s a living raging powerhouse who’s bound to knock you back on your emerald posterior!

Cook meth?

Also -40C / -40F and 575K / 575F is the temperature of the center and edges of a hot pocket.

Try this hack to save money on your grocery bill!

Quick you need to share this picture with 5 more people to avoid the anomaly!

You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.

“Then Gilgamesh woke up, it was all a bad dream - the end”

XXX-Men Orgasms

Lightsaber smells a little funny.

“Timmy you left the aluminum foil on the atomic wafer!!”

“By golly Tim you shattered space time and opened a black hole!”

“My apologies mother and father, I have been absent of clear cognition.”

And a Boss Theme

They forgot your mom’s stomach to show the 400 calories of cum.

/s

Perfect time to do mushrooms

Montable