Android users: “iPhones are stupid, Apple is a greedy and evil company”

Also Android users:

You realize that there is no apple.

The lawful evil kind.

Yes that looks totally real and not like AI at all

You definitely won’t regret smoking 20 cigarettes…

Thanks, I hate it.

If better = worse

Absolutely real

I honestly have no idea but I kinda get the vibe that it might be a few decades old, i.e. from a time before marijuana laws started to become more relaxed.

Mine lets me borrow eBooks and audiobooks via smartphone app, very useful and convenient.

One of my favorite quotes I heard in college came from a CS grad student: “I used to use Linux — until I got a girlfriend.”

Likely not maple beans either

Hello boomer, is Facebook broken or what brings you here?

Actual e-talian: “Mamma Mia, why-a you breaka de spaghetti?”

In diesem Klo da wohnt ein Geist, der jedem in die Eier beißt.

Mich hat er nicht gebissen, ich hab ihm auf den Kopf geschissen.

…the road lays a load upon you?

Word

Nowadays we have memes for that

Agreed.