At the Dr’s

That does sound a lot better than therapy. Why don’t we do that anymore? Cocaine and jerking off are still S tier relievers.

Looks serious.

The fish, full with hubris, offer themselves up.

…Hammer Time! 🦀

According to porn, that’s super popular. Wait, are you naked or your parents?

Anything to keep from doing their jobs. Probably not someone you want at your wedding anyway.

Waiter, please bring me some mayonnaise.

I suggest trying it out, it’s fun and the plugins and DAWs are like cool toys. I don’t record my guitar work, but make ambient songs and whatever else I want to experiment with like beats and effects. You can get started with free/cheap versions of the software tools. I have published a few songs to streaming services and we’ll see how that goes.

I have considered creating VST effects for DAWs. I’m better at software than electronics and I have started doing music production so that would be a better fit for me.

Pedals, you say? I might have to look into that…

If you have started a hobby, then you probably know enough to fake it for a brief conversation at least. Maybe a few dead projects laying around that you could point to? I don’t think they will give you a pop quiz. Oh well, you might have to pick up that hobby again to cover for your lies.

You just claim the cool sounding ones.

Just kicking technical debt down the road.

I don’t need my cat judging me.

It’s buffer for security codes.

…Duuuude!

Colorful leaves and cool weather, or fascist dystopia? Coming to a fall near you!

It’s fine, just restore the backup.

Maybe don’t do both at the same time.