
Quack, motherfucker!

Quack, motherfucker!


It’s a path to the gutter so you can slide down. Duh.
A man of culture would know how to respond to this delightful invitation.
Figures the grinch would get a dog at a pet store instead of a shelter.
Bra size. C is medium D+ is large.
I thought water fountains were verboten after the covid.
Well, maybe the lactose intolerant would skip the last leche. One leche too far?
Pop the whole roll at once.
“Cock Soup” tastes like a bag of dicks.

At the Dr’s

That does sound a lot better than therapy. Why don’t we do that anymore? Cocaine and jerking off are still S tier relievers.
The fish, full with hubris, offer themselves up.

…Hammer Time! 🦀


According to porn, that’s super popular. Wait, are you naked or your parents?

Anything to keep from doing their jobs. Probably not someone you want at your wedding anyway.
Waiter, please bring me some mayonnaise.
I suggest trying it out, it’s fun and the plugins and DAWs are like cool toys. I don’t record my guitar work, but make ambient songs and whatever else I want to experiment with like beats and effects. You can get started with free/cheap versions of the software tools. I have published a few songs to streaming services and we’ll see how that goes.
I have considered creating VST effects for DAWs. I’m better at software than electronics and I have started doing music production so that would be a better fit for me.
So, it can detect pain from an irritant, not taste.