My vision is a bit fuzzy…

Time to do it like you have two weeks left.

Uncanny.

The cockpocalypse is upon us.

Better times.

Not just contentious topics. You can get hot takes from dummies on any topic.

Yeah, because if you can’t afford to live, then you certainly can’t afford to move to another country.

I realized that I don’t know any of the people I see when I leave the house. Do I care what they think? Maybe a little, but not enough to influence my fashion choices.

The signs are clear.

So, it can detect pain from an irritant, not taste.

Quack, motherfucker!

It’s a path to the gutter so you can slide down. Duh.

A man of culture would know how to respond to this delightful invitation.

Figures the grinch would get a dog at a pet store instead of a shelter.

Bra size. C is medium D+ is large.

I thought water fountains were verboten after the covid.

Well, maybe the lactose intolerant would skip the last leche. One leche too far?

Pop the whole roll at once.

“Cock Soup” tastes like a bag of dicks.

At the Dr’s