I see leucistic axolotl, I upvote.

The sign said all you can eat!

Make it then, I found it a really nice addition to pizza, adds spice and a bit of sweetness

And my bike lock is hefty enough to double up as a makeshift warhammer.

Tea breaks are a good way of breaking up the work day

These jokes are getting cheesy

I used to live in a shared house and made some hot honey. Bunch of chillis chopped and simmered in honey.

I found a tiny amount on a pizza was good to add a hint of sweet and made it pretty spicy. Can’t imagine having it concentrated on toast goes down too well but that is what someone did when they stole it.

It’s pretty common to have milk in your tea

No

I would get a Nokia flip phone but they cost a bit. Cheaper to get something someone is throwing out

Lakes are more limited than the sea though, I know here there are significantly fewer restrictions on sea fishing than fresh water. I can throw 50 traps off a kayak in the sea and I don’t even need a license or permit.

Well I live on the coast in the UK, so there is quite a bit of access to water. But even inland you should have lakes/rivers with fish in them too, even if they can be a bit harder to catch.

Not sure there, most seafishing methods are illegal on freshwater here.

Sure you can spend a lot if you want, but I have caught crabs with a bit of string. Seen people catch stuff bare handed as well.

Seafood requires far less effort to collect. Make lobster traps and trotlines which are catching food while you can do other tasks at the same time. Seaweed for some veggies on the side.

Pointy sticks.

Animals understand play. Although not sure where the ball is.

Since getting my own place I can actually have a more natural garden, removed so much concrete. So many bees! I can even hear them from inside now that they are swarming around the poppies. Sage and to some extent chive flowers got a few bees earlier in the year but those flowers have died off now.

Should take pictures of them so that in the future we can remember what bees were.

I don’t have any

Don’t post trump positive stuff at all. Just post cat videos of you want to make a fake account and add content to it

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