Yeah. Apparently I’ve been using swings at recess wrong this whole time.

Sex on the internet

Edit: Holy shit it worked!

I’m thirty-seven. I’m not old!

That shit slaps!

There has to be a way to fit Star Trek in too…

Was at 10 yesterday, since I was playing Arkham Shadow and you don’t get much more badass than being Batman.

Today it’s 1. My whole body hurts. The one point comes from me not oversleeping this morning.

They’d probably lose their shit even if you showed them a picture of a squirel or something innocent like that.

As seen with Japanese. I don’t speak the language but I’m pretty sure they write it differently.

Always.

But it’s so easy!

alalalalalonglonglilonglonglong

…damn, I messed up somewhere.

Meanwhile Alfred will be going around misgendering people because he does not give a crap about Batman’s rule.

OOTL. What happened to make today particularly shitty?

There’s even better workaround - stop going to reddit.

Should have just gotten a sandwich with a pretty large pickle in it.

Bullshit. They patched the vertical castling exploit in the 70s.

Cat.

That’s not confirmed. Only about 93% of people who ever lived died so far.

Like appendix I imagine.

Well, Surreal is going to kick ass even for non VR play, I’m sure.