“Hello! I’m here to browse!”

Or buying pornography.

This may have been a remotely funny comment if OP wasn’t downvoted to oblivion.

I do art, btw

That was such a great series, hard to believe it was just a tie-in to a video game.

Yeah, but the boxy interior sticks out.

Limp?

Cherries!

Seeds come from RNGesus.

Better than doing physics with strings

Somewhat related, parrying system is almost a requirement in many VR games to prevent melee from devolving into just twisting your wrist fast to dice everything in front of you.

Kafkaesque as shit

I think you’re just salty.

I see…

…and there was much rejoicing. Yay!

Therefore they aren’t.

Same, except I’m gonna go straight to explainxkcd for this one.

What’s the fine for necrophilia in this part of Tamriel?

Just move halfway to the lobby, then again halfway to the lobby and…

…shit.

Not really. The guests move to a room with double the number, freeing up an infinite number of rooms.

So the change is from natural numbers to even numbers, freeing up odd numbers. Those infinities are the same, but you can still do this because infinities are weird.