Person aside, people across the political/moral spectrum (resentfully) actually dig his merch:
Running
Patrick, you’re sweating.
Aren’t all the good ones once you take the trench-coat off?

Feel free to look at mine:
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I don’t even care. The lime-flavoured Diet Coke allows me to transcend the vastness of space and time in a trance-like state.
Yummers.
Described image may be better than the image for this one!
Seems like a trustworthy guy 🤷♀️
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Democratization.
“Oi girls! If you’re leaving pour that beer into a bag! Those can deposits don’t grow on trees!”
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Nah, spice up the orgy with a nostalgic pizza delivery guy trope.
Laugh, love, fuck and eat pizza; maybe make a revolution come quickah.
There aren’t actually many cool hats