

When I was a wee lad my little brothers were playing with matches in Mom and Dad’s room. All of a sudden Mom bolts upstairs with a pitcher of water and yells, “CALL 911, SAY FIRE!!! RUNNNNNNN!!!” Then like the flash I was on the phone in 2.98813ms. 20 minutes later I’m playing in a fire truck and a bed is getting thrown out of my house. That was a fun day.
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