Hey

Interesting, I had no idea this was a thing!

But thinking about it, kinda makes sense for the shops to install them. For their benefit…not ours

Why not to have Bluetooth access?

I skip breakfast, but make up for it with double brunch

That’s what they told you? 🤔

That’s exactly like something a boomer would say!

Let’s get him!

/s

Next you’re going to tell me having the microwave on slows my WiFi down!

Ffs Now I’ve got this song in my head

Flat It sprays the mud of the doggo nicely

Which they know about anyway.

Oh you visited x shop. Did you visit x shop? Here’s 25p

Why you calling me out like that

Now that is a danger wank

Branson or go home

And thanks for all the fish