I hate country and this song is fire.

Me when the couch turns me down.

Kids, their taste buds are still developing so when they taste it and don’t instantly vomit they think it tastes good. After that their taste buds are permanently shifted towards those types of flavors, making the problem worse. Should be illegal.

Sorry, gonna have to miss the rapture, I have DnD this weekend.

Umbrella, Awktually, there’s no space in shitpost, therefore it is, in fact a pole made entirely out of shit. I went to shitiversary once, that basically makes me an expert on all things shit. 🤓

Is your shit not solid?

Careful, you don’t want to be labeled ‘the vegan catfood guy’ Seriously it was difficult to explain to my fiance how I became ‘the guy who doesn’t know how to flush a toilet’

What if you feed vegans to vegans? I mean, if you take 'you are what you eat literally…

Well sure, but it was all a shit-post comment not actually meant to be taken seriously. I chose a snake for that very reason. Though your comment gave me a ton to think about and was well thought out! Bravo!

I believe cats can’t properly digest the plants right? Probably kills them slowly.

I guess vegan cat owners are doing their Job and eradicating meat eaters from the world. /s

But for real, crazy that some did that to their pets.

For no particular reason I’m heading to new York with my van of 1000 snakes.

Let’s go to the extremes here: let’s say I’m a vegan, and love snakes and want my snake to not eat live mouse, do you think I can feed the snake vegan snake food?

This is all hypothetical as I dislike snakes and love bacon.

When are they going to release Hideo 2???

Can’t wait to wet my willy. /s

I was wondering where that post went, shame on the mods.

How am I supposed to furiously mastrubate to dramatic comments now? This is basically kink shaming.

/s means sarcasm right? Should this be sarcasm? Or was the sarcasm the friends we made along the way?

I bet your fun at parties.

It all comes full circle. Like a toilet bowl. My first day on Lemmy was the don’t ask why, but I need to not shit for 3 days post. And here we are. So much culture in only a year.

Sounds like it’s time for an upgrade. Never know what kind of weirdos are out there. Thanks for the information.

So I have a 3700x, I’ve read about the vulnerability but don’t fully understand it. How at risk am I?

Schrodinger flag.