Reposting my aphid hate

Having imported ladybugs into a greenhouse for the express purpose of exterminating aphids, I can tell you with certainty that they’re kinda dumb. A leaf completely coated with aphids will see 4 plucked and obliterated by mandibles, and 50 ignored, only to search for more distant prey. The buffet is right there, why are you searching for scraps beneath it?

But there’s nothing quite like seeing the little shits disappear into an organic shredder, clawing desperately, fruitlessly at survival. I fucking despise aphids.

“Let him cook”

Ahhh, that makes sense. Thank you!

Do you use a client? They look identical to me on browser. I’ll keep what you’ve said in mind but I’m still curious.

“Can I get those tps reports?”

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Yeah, I think I get it now

On the one hand, I think this is a joke. On the other, I really hope this is someone’s actual living quandary

For real though, what the fuck China, South Korea, and Japan? But especially Japan.

Coin flips always have the 1/500 chance of landing on the rim. If I make a binary decision with extreme ramifications into a trio of options, it’s not malicious disingenuousness, it’s just bad luck!

Damn, and I just ran out of cow bell

Who let this 11 year old get married? Who let this child hold their husband’s member?

Stay back, cum walls. This is a piss ceiling house.

Reindeer, polar bears, and arctic foxes really need to step up their engineering game.

“Mrs Krinkle, why is Mrs Cigarette out?”

“There was an unfortunate accident in her class involving hydrochloric acid, so she was sent home for the week.”

“…But doesn’t she teach band?”

Gangnam style

One of the golden oldies!

Wild dogs and angry magpies are the only ones that usually seemed to be a consequence of misfortune, rather than fucking around and finding out. YouTube removes most that involve actual bloodshed so “animal attack hiking” offers plenty to chew on.

Funny, I ended up going down a similar rabbit hole with minor animal attacks on hikers. I imagine there’s a mental interstice between the two, but animal attacks/stalking certainly left them less enthusiastic for the remainder of their vids.

Obligatory symbiosis is a sexy, sexy vehicle for propagation.

drink chlorine

That’s a chilly beverage. Might also want to microwave your sodium to counteract the cold.

I read this as bait. Also, would

But at least forking is still an option. The instant they make any moves that inhibit forking or privacy on forks, Firefox will be completely dead. For now, it’s just gangrenous.