It’s torture for everyone involved. I had a speech impediment growing up, and getting interrupted became my biggest “immediately lose my cool” button.

So naturally my wife and kid have ADHD. Go figure lmao. We’re all working on it.

I remember him looking basically like an IASIP character who might try to turn Mac straight and ruin his marriage in the attempt

A bat is fine too.

If you are one, no. I think you get in trouble if you don’t lie and/or kick my shit in, actually

Yes, I will have another thanks

What are you, a cop?

This shit post is really building momentum

I’m gonna mention this meme at Thanksgiving this year

Toby is the best of us. I hope he gets hit by a bus made of praise.

He blue her mind

How is rat king formed

Appreciate that this was tagged as “conspiracy theories” because it partially is, but it’s also making worthwhile points. Advisors to the democratic party leadership have their own motives, and it’s all to do with dollar signs. Campaign finance was broken by moneyed interests, we let them create a world where half of all campaign spending comes from something like 0.1% of the electorate.

No allegations, but there’s still the Harlem shake poop video.

It’s on archive.org if you feel the need. I don’t recommend it.

tfw air fryer has no window 🥲

Executives are just going to make more boringly weird games now in imitation of DS.

me, determinedly trudging across the country with some other mouthy appliances to find you

Ah good, the Lothario of our story, entering from stage right onto a tableau of hedonistic abandon, selecting a dainty from his larder with an unvarnished, genuine joie de vivre that can only stem from true self knowledge.

Joke’s on you, you just took the first step on a journey of self-discovery that will lead to a far more meaningful, examined life. Every step of the way you are, in truth, who you say you are.

Time to embrace radical earnesty. We are all who we pretend to be, we are all who we say we are

There were dudes leaving this many books open during ancient history and people still think neurodivergence is new shit