I tried convincing my friend of this but she really, really believes that she just needs to add more skills to her resume.

Okay but why is 73 being ratio’d to 100? Shouldn’t it be whatever age is considered elderly for an elf instead?

Ewwww

Can someone explain?

Not what it is, I can read but why was it needed at all?

You can crave cuddles and be disgusted by other human beings at the same time.

It’s called I have a person, and only that person may touch me. And the cat. The cat too.

If I can’t eat off your plate then do you even like me even to be dating me?

These tests are so bad for this reason.

There’s a lot of questions that are like “do you know how to socialize” and I’ll sometimes get extrovert because obviously yes. The question should really be “do you want to” or “do you enjoy”.