A huge black dragon lands on top of the tower in Helgen. He lets out a mighty fart that shakes the town…you then hear “Awwwww…thank Talos!!!”
A huge black dragon lands on top of the tower in Helgen. He lets out a mighty fart that shakes the town…you then hear “Awwwww…thank Talos!!!”
You folks wanna start a fight?
Gonna tell my kids that’s Joe Exotic and his assistant zookeepers before the Carol Baskin facade.
Does it count if its sponsors on race cars? I’ve been getting that a lot.
Yes EcoBoost Ford GT, I read you loud and clear. You can stop appearing every time I sleep…
I just want an 06 Prius. These new ones are huge…
Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller mixed their DNA? Dayum he’s the Ken that Barbie movie should’ve used.
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Like Patches O Houlahan from Dodgeball once said:
“I drink my own piss because its sterile and I like the taste!”
Australia:
“Fuck off ya fuckin gronk!”
Or Ya fuckin mutt cunt!!"
Anyone else read this in Groundskeeper Willie’s voice too?