If you want ceiling tits, you better pull yourself up by your ceiling bootstraps.

Sorry. Can’t pay attention to this thread. Too busy typing 5318008 into my calculator.

Hey, it’s the door of our bathroom!

Farmer’s market farmers generally aren’t from giant corporate farms.

They can have a white supremacy issue though.

https://indianapublicmedia.org/news/local-farmers-still-feel-effects-five-years-on-from-issues-of-racism-at-city-market.php

The WSB campaign to save it made no sense to me. So many better companies have gone under.

Tom said he was my friend, but did he offer to help when I was moving to a new apartment?

“You either fight the Kevin or you become the Kevin.”

Like pretty much every scene he’s in when he’s in the Spy Kids movies.

People who grew up with those movies must be in for a real shock if they ever end up watching Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!

Nepsome

That is my favorite thing Bill Hicks ever did. Just a perfectly-crafted routine. I realize it’s not his most political or anything, but just in terms of craft, it’s amazing.

God damn, was this high school in Canada? What is coming out of them, maple syrup?

If I had lost touch with a friend and then suddenly I got some money they willed to me after they killed themselves, I would be pretty sad about it. Even if I had forgotten about them until I got the money. I’d also feel very guilty that we lost touch because I would think maybe I could have done something.

I don’t think it’s as easy as you think. It sure isn’t for me. There are a lot of friends I have lost touch with over the years that I think of often. And hope are still around.

I feel like this person is doing the serious version of what I say when I claim there’s a conspiracy against us left-handed people, when in reality we’re like 10% of the population.

Still makes it no less annoying to only have a potato peeler with a blade on the side where you can’t use it.

Your friends would almost certainly rather have you than any money you would give them.

I was in GT classes in middle school and my freshman year of high school and I absolutely did not belong there. But, you know, I liked teaching myself things so obviously I should be put in the class that made me do extra boring bullshit work.

Why yes, I did end up dropping out of high school and getting a GED.

Never been evaluated for ADHD, but I have basically all the symptoms my daughter, who definitely has ADHD, has, or had them at her age.

And if that never happens? If things get really bad but not that bad for Americans?

Still sounds like waiting for someone else to do it.

Remember when I said he was a leader? Because I don’t.

Why on Earth do you think the French Revolution happened because of a famine?

Okay, then what was your point?