Remember, there’s a difference between peeing in the shower and peeing into the shower.

What use would two handcuffs with a 3-foot long cord between them serve? I mean I get what you’re implying but these wouldn’t restrain anyone in any meaningful way.

What about my dead?

Wow. That is a very obscure reference but I got it.

Ok ok. And what??

Oh, now this is a shitpost.

Neil Cicierega is a goddamned treasure.

Fancy Tin Man

According to this, always be shitting and you’ll never have a bad time.

I’m just glad he’s not facing the other way

Massachusetts are you ok?

Ass

It’s a good idea to do that where you can, but some engines mount their oil filters sideways or even upside down.

In these cases, some cars have a “clear flood” mode that will let you crank the engine without it starting. You can use this to pump oil though the engine for 5-10s and help prime your oil filter. For instance on Subarus you can hold the accelerator to the floor while you try to start it to engage this mode.

Sledgehammer in my ass

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lol this thinking right here contributes to the problem. “The bigger bottle HAS to be better, right?”.

If people would stop and read to see what they’re spending their money on, we wouldn’t be buying larger quantities of mostly water-based products in favor of more concentrated versions.

60 loads for the 24.3oz or 72 loads for 64oz…what am I missing here?

You checking out my jick, chief?

Sweet jeanis, bro!

How do you determine who gets what they need when a given resource becomes scarce? Everything is finite. Human greed is also real. Do you just take someone at their word that they’re desperate for something when they may not be?