Remember: they don’t miss you, they miss your money.

That’s a Ram I’m afraid. Dodge has no small/midsize truck in North America.

…you know what sub you’re in, right?

Is this a shitpost?

Tbf Anselmo has also been a massive asshole in the past

If, hypothetically, VGA didn’t have a 5v rail then how would power get from the monitor to the HDMI adapter. It would absolutely have to be a part of the spec.

It’s a criticism of conservative Christians who vote against funding for social services. The same group largely responsible for Trump’s election.

That’s such an ad read. Wd40 isn’t going to dissolve kidney stones.

That’s a string of words I wasn’t quite ready for.

Remember, there’s a difference between peeing in the shower and peeing into the shower.

What use would two handcuffs with a 3-foot long cord between them serve? I mean I get what you’re implying but these wouldn’t restrain anyone in any meaningful way.

What about my dead?

Wow. That is a very obscure reference but I got it.

Ok ok. And what??

Oh, now this is a shitpost.

Neil Cicierega is a goddamned treasure.

Fancy Tin Man

According to this, always be shitting and you’ll never have a bad time.