If it’s interesting I’ll watch until the end. It’s that simple. If you feel the need to tell me how to get through a 30-second video I’m going to assume it’s not worth my time and that’s the only way you can get me to stick around.

An absolute classic.

“your”?

Dead blow? I’m pretty sure that’s illegal.

Yelp sucks. It’s outlived its usefulness.

The Bone Throne

Good thing that second word is sufficiently censored or I wouldn’t be able to read it.

AirBnB owners will leave their pets there while guests stay?

That’s an '01-'07 Caravan. They definitely didn’t look like that 31 years ago.

THIINGS

A shitpost indeed.

Good to know since I hide in leaf piles all the time, especially ones in the street.

On fleek? Is this 2015?

This has far too many downvotes for something that made me chuckle.

The only person who will beat her record is herself

That name makes me sad

The ol’ bait and switch

Heck imagine this being funny enough to post once nevermind four times.

“I feel old”

Picture of something printed on paper