That’s why I always, and I mean always, have lip balm with me.

Always lift with your back. It’s the biggest muscle in your body.

Stay sober and watched this trilogy. Made no fucking sense.

I don’t get it. And I’ve understood literally every other one of these in the series. Honest.

Some people don’t know how to deal with an overtly sexual woman. It throws them for a loop. To some people, only men are allowed to be horny. If you’re a horny woman you must be a slut who can’t control their emotions and that’s bad.

I think it’s important for some men to realize women are people, too. I know that sounds silly to say out loud but I really think some guys think women are these completely different creatures from themselves. We’re all human and, gasp, some like to talk and joke about sex. The horror!

I can’t tell you how much I hate this.

This is pretty insightful for something in Lemmy Shitpost.

It’s also much more sustainable. Make small tweaks as you go versus making big, drastic swings at your eating habits.

This is more corn juice than anything

This deserves its own thread. Bravo.

Jim Carey Grinch is my favorite movie

Arguing on the Internet in a nutshell.

Marelot

They must have used dill dough

Chock full of grammatical errors.

I have to restrain myself and limit the number of “that reminds me of” moments in day to day conversations.

Upvoted for The Critic

Wait wait but what about Sleepy Joe???

Remember: they don’t miss you, they miss your money.