Always kept short and clean

Religion

It is truly poison.

Van Der Waal’s forces: everybody’s bonds

“Four Girls Finger Paint” was an equal, not a sequel

It would definitely be unpleasant

No

But some glitter definitely comes through, as well as methylene blue

You’ll shit smurfs

It’s funny to dose someone’s coffee or coke with it, because they’ll pee green

The US is dependent on consumption

Most of it is unnecessary, plenty of it is gratuitous

It’s vulgar, but that’s just a part of the 'Murican experience

Sometimes, dreams do come true

On a horribly hot summer day in Australia, I’ve been known to hang out in the vege section of the supermarket for the misters before heading off to buy deeply unhealthy things that taste better

I doubt he has the grip strength

I’m nailing #2!

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What a magical coincidence!

Probably shuffled off somewhere safe before the PR nightmare begins

I’ve had good results upsetting the religious with anything vaguely scientific or mathematical

Is that what they mean when they say “have you found jeebus?”

I always say “how did you cunts lose him in the first place, he was nailed to a fucking plus-sign?”

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