Fuck yeah: Buttons! Keyboards, expandable storage, and swappable batteries next please. I miss being able to accurately touch type on my phone without looking.

Virtual keyboards have never been great and the mainstream ones are getting enshittified more and more (Heliboard is OK with some minor modification, but it’s open source).

Literary warcrime, please tell the Hague.

Bangs huh?

Tactical X-lax

Yeah, no shit.

The enshittification will continue until… well, it’s just going to go on forever probably…

NonCredibleDefense is leaking again…

Why would it be?

I wanted to use Assistant but now they’re butchering that to force people onto Gemini, which is functionally dogshit.

That’s up to the mods

Counterpoint: We are on a shitposting com.

Sex: You put the towel down so there’s no wet spot after.

Well, not with that attitude. You just have to anthropomorphize harder!

The devs aren’t worried about Janeway?

Son of a bitch, its true!

Why not eyebrows?

BOO THIS MAN!

Kagi is good too but I think it’s fair to blame both Google and SEO spammers.

Edit: lol, guess I just pissed off an SEO spammer

Yes please.

Good question: It depends on what I’ve eaten actually.