Wtf did they eat?

Thank you for keeping us informed.

I’ll nut when I damn well please!

Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

The patent system is broken as fuck.

Where else am I supposed to store them?

7 inch teleport sounds genuinely useful in a fight. Also, couldn’t you just keep teleporting 7 inches? It might still be faster and easier than running.

On the other hand, infinite gravel…

Sarah Jessica Parker!

Insane, ads are a malware threat.

I never finished that but remember it being pretty good.

Live Action:

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

Cartoons:

Archer

Frisky Dingo

Wow, the Babylon Bee putting out a bit that wasn’t painfully unfunny? Mindblowing.

Nein danke.

You should repost the solution here too, might help someone else later

Maybe, I don’t know and neither do you though.

Fuck killing yourself, just keep ballin.

Sounds like he was maybe not all there though, not sure how fair it is to blame him.

Thanks, I was making a joke but as it turns out, comedy is hard.

Is this some sort of new arrowhead I’m not a good enough of an archer to understand?

How dare you?