This vaguely reminds me of the song Fish Sticks by The Heligoats:

You were baptized in a river

I was thrown off a bridge

Then I landed on a crab you slept with seahorses

I started having seizures, you started having kids

You found your inner self, I found my inner fish

Here’s some AI slop to definitely explain this in a coherent way.

To figure out the rest?

This is the site: https://dogeque.st/

Despite the headlines it doesn’t seem to actually have extensive data. As an example, my area has an annoyingly high tesla presence and I see exactly one tesla listed on the site. Hell, there are less than ten listed for my major metro area.

Trying to make Donny Jr accountable? That’s a tarrifing.

Jokes on them, we used IVF, they got picked for who knows what reason under a microscope.

From your most photogenic swimmer.

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, we’re all going to die. Come watch TV.

I’m pretty sure all insect fragments, rodent droppings, and the like all vanish as soon as they cross the EU border in accordance with food safety regulations. /s

I did start reading into said EU regulations a bit, but I won’t ruin your day.

You’re not going to be encouraged by everything else they allow.

Though I think (anyone feel free to jump in if I’ve got it wrong) that the coffee limits are not 10% non-coffee matter by weight but rather 10% of beans demonstrating insect damage/infestation/mold. This is not exactly reassuring, but it’s almost certainly far less insects than 10% of your coffee bag’s weight being ground up buggies. You can read about the FDA’s coffee analysis process which is interesting, if somewhat opaque.

I’ll have you know roachfee is a sustainable alternative to pure coffee. /s

More seriously it looks like this is primarily based on anecdotes and was directed at ground coffee vs whole beans.

I don’t know, it looks pretty sturdy to me.

Definitely wait for the second or third version, you don’t want to pay the early adopter tax.

Our moon hours are longer than your primitive earth minds could possibly comprehend.