The deadline to putting out that fire is 12am, if he starts at 11pm he should be fine

Looks like a regular day living with ADHD, honestly

Posthumously…so he died? Rip loyal delivery driver

“Yewww!”

This meme was devised by a clever person, that kind of stuff doesn’t belong here!

This explains why Tom Cruise is the way that he is.

Mr. Skeltal’s origin story

This is indeed me irl. I even have that whimsical smirk

Also, watch out for the elaborate set of locks and alligator pits.

Truly, DHMO is the Devil’s plaything. It’s worse than fentanyl!

I appreciate your commitment to the bit.

Or, after a failed marriage, look to reconnect with an old hs crush.

Freedom costs a buck o’ five.