handy tip

Is that when you give someone a tip on top of their pay for giving you a handy?

handy

I see what you did there.

Who are you, and why do you have my masturbation hand in your freezer?

Do you have any idea how hard that was to get?

SWTOR isn’t on mint or ubuntu though…is it?

Siri the prawn star?

Yes, actually. That’s exactly what a software developer would do.

Remember the “Miranda” instant messaging client?

“Sierra” games?

Dude…Been there.

I like starwars more than any other franchise.

But I’m not going to buy any of the fallen order games for at least 2 years. the bugs will be worked out and the deluxe versions will be a much lower price by then

can’t I just use a centrifugal clutch?

if a scumbag billionaire wants to do it and feels like they can get away with it, they’re going to do it.

if a dozen or so executives at a corporation think they can get away with it, they’ll do it. That’s why there’s microtransactions in $80 games. I still remember hearing about the first $60 games with microtransactions in them and now these fuckers are trying to charge over $100 for an unfinished game where the only things that work in it are from microtransactions.

Climate change is happening, but all the computer models that keep saying it’s going to end the world at whatever date they say is always wrong.

Al Gore said there wouldn’t be any ice in the polar regions by 2013.

Yeah…that’s hilarious. Because there’s only fat and unhealthy people in the US, right? they don’t exist anywhere else, right?

that’s sarcasm

Oh! I almost forgot! Skinny doesn’t always mean healthy and fat doesn’t always mean unhealthy. There’s more to it than that. But of course, morbidly obese is unhealthy. Before you freak out. Let’s pay attention to what I actually said, shall we?

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For-profit healthcare

Adjustable rate mortgages

The entire stock market

Norton and McAfee

Actually it’s more like 0.01% owns 60% of it

I’m never going to eat bugs.

Shitlibs are right wingers and right wingers are extremely extreme right wingers

Everyone’s mom does think I’m super. Especially your mom.

If it works, does it work?

Shitlibs think I’m MAGA racist misogynist

Right wingers think I’m a communist