Is this oligarch boot in the room with us right now? Outside of internet nobody talks like this
Idk maybe you Americans are all just insane, it is an insane country. Asylum of a nation.
There is a deep hatred for America in my veins
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Is this oligarch boot in the room with us right now? Outside of internet nobody talks like this
Idk maybe you Americans are all just insane, it is an insane country. Asylum of a nation.
There is a deep hatred for America in my veins
Well because if you aren’t permanently online you usually focus on your life instead about some celebrities
Can’t you just like make a nice tasty BBQ, read a book on the fresh grass of spring listening to singing of birds
I don’t know about you but I prefer that kind of seasonal celebration. Isn’t it a bit tiring to constantly think about some distant bald guy?
To be honest you gotta have somewhat fucked up situation if the only time you celebrate is when someone dies. that’s not a good flex but a cry for help
Cmon, my jokes are not even possible to be mistaken for alt right. I take special care to make them the least believable and absurd
I have a feeling you dislike me for some reason so I am gonna skip this dialogue
If they are attracted to women with male genitalia exclusively they are called chasers so why would the other way around be any different? Genitalia fetishism is always a bit disgustingly reductive
You will only avoid all this unnecessary garbage if you do not try to categorise these things in artificial labels and just have sex with who you want. If two people want to fuck then they do it and there is no need to call it a mouthful
Otherwise you get monstrosities like ‚I am only attracted to white boys below 5’10 during blue moon. I call it xyzuality’ just shut up already and keep sucking
“Oh I like you I am also abcdsexual with vagina preference hihi” like shut the f up and get on your knees
It was just a joke of course I mean cmon. Tier list of sexualities is hilarious and a bit of a jab at society
No.
You just say: I don’t wan to have sex with you.
You don’t need to explain yourself, like a wimp, or go into muddy waters of stupid definitions
The thing is sexuality is a continuous spectrum (0,1). Using advanced mathematical apparatus we can prove that every single person is bisexual. That’s why mathematics is fundamentally gay
Moreover we must consider intersex people. What if their stuff is 20% dick and 80% vagina?
The biggest joke are people who care only about genitalia. As long as it is slick and there is some liquid it doesn’t matter all that much what the other party has
Imagine being some kind of radical feminist lesbian sperging for hours about how men treat us as body parts and then see only vaginas and dicks. The irony
Are you having sex with a cut of meat or a person.
Hence why bisexuality and pansexuality will always reign supreme over all the squabbles. Might have to make a tier list
My actually bingo is complete
From all the steaming platforms I like the Parasite TV the most and it isn’t about worms. Alright it’s called stremio
My mom is my main partner in crime, as a boomer she adjusts incredibly quickly when she hears free or dirt cheap lmao with only questions such as “will they catch us?”
No mom, they will never catch us
Humans always been struggling against the odds and only through collective effort maintained a comfortable world. Hard times make strong people, strong people make Easy times, Easy times make weak people make Hard times and ad nauseam.
Social media addicted resident is prime definition of weak and pathetic, unable to do anything. Creating hard times for us all.
Only preserverance and intense struggle and determination can create a good world to live in. Make people lazy sitting doomscrolling and what happens is regression. We are lazy. We are weak. We are entitled. We are allergic to effort. We are stupid. Time for some wars I reckon.
It’s no longer time for doomscrolling but rather time to savour the last moments of peace delecting yourself in as many hedonistic activities you can gather. Sex, drugs, meaningful connections, money if you have it. Who cares if a cop takes your driving license for weed driving if the world is ending? Use it all to the maximum. Fuck like a rabbit, drive like a madman, spend like a king. Each day a bite of a fine meal. Change your gender twice even, maybe every other time. Get married, divorce. Get a dog. Go to casino once if you weren’t
Still, there will be someone assigned a number of gayness from [0,1) that is closest to 1, at any given moment and if there are two dimensions we could find highest and lowest from both and assign weights to each dimension to reduce it to one dimension
I mean to be honest only [0,1) ensures that there can be single gayest because if it was discrete then there could be millions having the same value of 16 for example. So maybe there is someone having 0.99939339 and in algorithm of finding gayest they were the highest at the given moment. Of course someone may be born with 0.99939340 the next day. But what about the floating gay precision? Will we run out of gaymory?
You know what this is about.
I know, everyone been thinking I am not white but I am just run of the mill cracker
There lies answer to every question we answered and to questions we haven’t yet figured out and even to those we don’t know we can ask such as what’s the penis size of your girlfriend’s secret boyfriend
It’s definitely not 3.14. I can tell you that much to help you narrow down the possibilities a bit
Units you ask? Astronomical units
Girls are from Venus remember and boys are from Mars. There is quite a bit of distance
No, I am not okay because of Yemen usually. It’s horrible.
If you are gonna starve yourself that certainly will show em