
Counterpoint to 2: I’m just paranoid
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Counterpoint to 2: I’m just paranoid
I saw schooler and read it as “shooter”. I think I have american brainrot
Well yeah, don’t drink leaded gasoline of course, just the unleaded flavor
Plastic is made from petroleum. Petroleum is natural and good for you. I use a 1/4 tsp of petroleum in my water for flavor and I turned out fine.
I thought that was America jorkin’ it at first glance.
It was stabbing
American problems require American solutions


Microsoft Teams

I need to go out to the desert and deliver vegetables and other produce every Friday.
Now that would be fucking awesome. love driving
Should we all stop wearing any red baseball caps?
Genuine question, not really debating you
“Free software” is different from “software that is free”
Yeah idk what it is about them, but old people love to ramble on about anything and everything. I kind of like it honestly, I can just listen to their infodumping and occasionally say short sentences and phrases and they keep the entire conversation going for me.

Omg I didn’t even notice that at first

Lol I forgot I made my comment and was real confused at first why I received this message in my inbox.

No, no, you must kiss every plant before eating it.
vegan btw
Mine is “Spend the night in my ass”
This is what the editor should have sent in the signal chat after the ordeal.

They all look like pencils to me.
As somewhat of a networkologist I can say that most home routers use the 192.168.something.x IP range. With a subnet mask of 255.255.255.0, this means that you could put 253 devices on the network (2 of the IPs aren’t usable for devices). After that, you would have to change your subnet mask to something larger, which is easily doable in router config. However, a home router likely wouldn’t work well with even just 100 devices connected. WiFi is also half duplex, meaning it can only send or receive, but not both at the same time. This would make the speed unbearably slow. You would really need multiple access points to have this many devices.