2 years ago I bought an electric mattress pad. My wife gave me a hard time about it at first, didn’t think we’d ever use it.

But wow. Nothing better than climbing into a preheated bed on a cold night. I always set it to high about 20 minutes before we actually go to bed, then turn it down to the lowest setting. When it’s cold out, every single time we get into bed, we both let out a sigh of comfort. Can’t recommend it enough.

My 10 year old nephew just got me with that game. It’s been so long since I even thought about it, all I could do was laugh.

Then my son got him with the old “if your hand is bigger than your face, you could have cancer”. So I was satisfied I’m raising him right.

I mean, I’d put odds on either of them leaving you with the check for dinner, because you received the “honor” of dining with them.