In case it matters or you are curious, further than just windows, any games that Linux can run and have cross platform with console work as well. I’ve been playing the Finals for a few weeks now and play with other PC players as well as console players with no issues.

Someone call a witcher, that’s a lubberkin if I ever saw one

Coincidentally that’s how your butthole will look after finishing the pizza.

If you enjoy the iPod classic format, there’s tons of second hand ones that you can flash software onto for a more modern experience. Lots of aftermarket parts for customization and upgrades like battery and shell. I don’t recall the exact model year but you can search for iPod classic upgrades and there will be tutorials out there for it.

Not only that, but they are also straight up reducing the amount of rewards you get through their system! Payments now yield 2.5% of the cost in equivalent rewards instead of 5%. And you get 5 points on your sign up anniversary instead of 10.

Things used to be way better when it was $1 off your plan for each year you stayed and for each referral. Now it’s a fixed discount you use points for once every few months, doubled wait times since they cut the benefits in half.

Pretty unhinged but:

“Girl, are you from Mississippi? Cause you’re the only missus I’d pee on.”

Also bottom of the barrel but if you were to say it with a little spice, any state with two parts can be erotic.

“I want to New your York” or “I would North/South your Dakota” etc.

All my space cowboy duels are held at solar noon

Everybody sleeping on Dreistein

Bars

If you haven’t already you have to try Thrills! It advertises itself as “it still tastes like soap”. Unique and old brand of chewing gum that I think everyone should try once. Shouldn’t be too hard to find and it is certainly available in Canada.

My birthday I keep to myself and whoever remembers remembers haha.

I used to forget others birthdays but the people who matter most to me I’ve made the effort to remember as best I can. Last year I started putting birthdays into my calendar as a recurring event so I don’t miss them. I just set a reminder a week or two prior if I want time to get a gift!

Norm MacDonald has some great bits

That cut scream right as she looks at the face again is fantastic

I had ordered something on the 23rd and took the free standard shipping for the 27th of December. They emailed me on the 24th that my delivery day was guaranteed to be the 24th. Any other day I would have been pretty happy but it ruined my plans since I needed a one time code to accept the package!

Everything keeps turning into crabs

Real small relative to the other comments but if a loose cart is nearby in the grocery parking lot, I’ll go out of my way to return it. I know I hate seeing an “empty space” and there being a cart in the way and in that case it’ll likely never get moved.

I’ve started carrying a fountain pen rather than a typical ballpoint. I think the writing experience is a bit more pleasant.

Love that Forever story is there as both original and extended version! Sticking to the strong lyricism rap themes Food and Liquor from Lupe Fiasco is great.

I think Eminem’s latest project The Death of Slim Shady was a lot of fun and showed his talent as an artist but it’s not for everyone thematically.

I try to train 3 days a week. Simple compound body weight movements are my personal focus. So pullups, dips, squats. Then accessories to compliment muscle groups. Bicep curls, tricep push downs and/or lateral raises, and Romanian deadlifts respectively. Lastly core is important for your overall health and stability so sneak that into your workouts.

I priorotize walking to most places if I am able, keeps staying active easier than dedicating time to running. However, sprints are a really great athletic movement so don’t be afraid to find a field and do sprints or something explosive like it.

As for diet, there’s no real counting anything for me. I typically just prioritise getting proteins on my plate then veggies and complex carbs. Try and cook your food yourself rather than eating out and you’re 90% of the way to your goals! The rest is consistency and effort.

As for local plants I’m not sure if there’s anything special but growing your own food does seem to taste better in my opinion!

Good.