DudeImMacGyver

Still crazy to me. I’ve been a DJ Shadow fan since the 90s.

Assholes.

That’s OK, I don’t believe in syphilis!

Nobody Speak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUC2EQvdzmY

$2.50 for that was nuts to begin with.

“No, I paid a prostitute to pee in a bottle. I mean, yeah, I’m weird.”

I thought I was losing my mind when I heard Run The Jewels in a fucking SUV commercial (sans lyrics though).

Untitled Goose Game 2

HODOR!

I don’t always say this, but good job China!

What sick fuck made this?

“It don’t mean butt if it don’t got that jut strut.”

-Captain Hazel Murphy (sort of)

You must build additional pylons.

“I was just walking and my toes seized up. Turns out I have a self destructing transmission in my feet. Thanks Nissan!”

I still have a Pandora subscription.

“It tastes like burning!”

cigarette

every bite

unsubscribes

This Body of Christ has some kick!

I’ll say it: They’re targeting you, Mark.

That’s not a crime in any county as far as i know, just bad etiquette in the US.