Drusas

I think it was more about the size and quantity than it was about them being pickles.

Cost us over $200 to get a plumber to fix the drain when my partner decided to feed an entire jar of whole pickles into the garbage disposal.

In the compost.

Duck

This is clearly just shaming hair loss.

God, I hate these fucking people. Anything positive is always in their crosshairs.

One of my lazy meals is to saute up some flaked surimi in butter with garlic powder and salt. So satisfying.

That is really bizarre because they do not taste the same.

If they’re so opposed to it, maybe they should just not do it.

You are clearly not familiar with how how much Canadians are into Kraft dinner.

TIL cantaloupe is called rockmelon in your part of the world.

More like c/actuallyinfuriating.

I like ear plugs that are intended for using while listening to loud live music.

These are what I use, but I’m sure there are many comparable options: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B019M576XW

I’ve seen this before and it’s still surprises me. I didn’t think they were as small as kiwi fruit. Maybe about the size of a softball but not as round.

This is just about the only time a Canadian wildfire does not affect us. Sorry for the rest of you, but what a relief.

-Western Washingtonian

lol, 5 acres for a million dollars.

More like quarter of an acre here.

Man, I can’t stand that stuff. One of few weeds that I pull out as soon as I see it.

I think we all know that cats have mastered neuroticism.

And always remember: more organs means more human.

One of my absolute favorites. I had a high school class read this aloud once (two kids out of the group) without telling them anything about it in advance. It was glorious.