There is that videogame based on that premise. Goblin cleanup. You reset and clean dungeons in between heros.

Do personal ads still exist?

I read this book this week called Oops I accidentally ate a vengence demon and there is a character who died as a toddler by drowning in the tub and then her mom went insane and used necromancy to bring her back and it went awry. She went through necrosis and by the time they figured out how to stop her from progressing, all that was left was her bones. So she is a walking skeleton with an illusion on her at all times.

I feel like she would really love this meme.

Nah that’s just what capitalism wants you to think. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

I wasn’t trying to be rude to you or your heritage, I was just giving someone insight to the mindset of a local while also trying to make a friend. I’m really sorry if I offended you. I’m not a horse. I’m people. I’m hurt by your use of immigrant. I’m a war refugee and a lot of my family died before we were lucky enough to land in nyc. I’m lucky to be alive and I consider myself lucky to count myself as a South Brooklyn chump.

I’m the same, but the last friend I lent 3k to for her rent ended up ghosting me so she wouldn’t have to pay me back. I’m not sad. Its honestly money well spent to know how little our friendship is worth.

Oh yea! And welcome. Wanna join a book club with me? I’m trying to branch out more socially.

I think you’re “from” whereever you went to school the most in or better put, whereever you grew up in and spent your formative years that defined your worldview.

I’m from NYC and as a native New Yorker, we don’t see anyone as a New Yorker who hasn’t at least gone to high school in nyc. I’m from South Brooklyn specifically. Its a game we play with other natives and we compare schools and talk trash. I won’t see anyone truly as a New Yorker otherwise.

But to not natives, it really doesn’t matter. Be it a month or ten years, it’s the same shit. You know your neighborhood and you keep your head down and do what you need to do to survive. Any other transplant gatekeeping on you can kiss your ass. You wanna be a New Yorker, you’re a New Yorker.

I’m always growing potatoes. Forget about the potatoes under the cupboard and they grow roots. Plant em and you get a barrel of potatoes like 6 months later. Rinse and repeat.

My sister can’t say sea minerals without it sounding like semen roll.

Me too. I miss it a lot and fall isn’t as fun without it airing.

I honestly thought this was a girls room and I thought the text was trying to be edgy.

No one owes anyone a smile.

I went to school in the fingerlakes. I like Ithaca a lot. Its this town sitting on top of a mountain surrounded by other mountains. It feels serene and surreal to be there. I think the food is good and the locals really seem to care about their town. Idk about Troy. Most people who live there don’t seem to love it when you ask them about it, but my fav video game shops is there. It’s really small, but the town itself is cute. If you’re ever going to the area as a tourist, id recommend the fingerlakes wine trail. Angry Orchard hard cider is also produced around there. The wine trail is most popular in the fall and its so worth it. My favorite winery is Montezuma and their tasting comes with a wine glass! (And they make fudge and its soooo good). Summer time all the creamerys open and the fun ice cream flavors and wines slushes are such a treat. If I ever have money, I’d love to buy a home in Skaneateles off of the water and just live the rest of my days in peace.

Long story short, I like the area so much id say its worth a visit.

Took a quick detour for a garbage plate i see

I thought they were boxes of male and female condoms. In no way did I think it was a children’s toy.

So here’s my take. I don’t want to be bleeding into foam. I don’t want this god forsaken foam on my genitalia. Gimme some organic cotton in some breathable guaze you sons of bitches!

Let’s normalize not taking pictures of or sharing pictures of people without their knowledge.

I WAS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO SAY JENNA MARBLES… in a firm and direct voice!!

Send it to me in like a week. I’ll forget about it by then and laugh so hard.