This account is mostly for shitposting. Don’t take anything it says too seriously.
My notifications stay off because I don’t play chess with pigeons. Get mad.
All my OC is created with MS Paint (not Paint 3D). I know how to use “real” photo editing software, but I still prefer Paint for memes; I enjoy how its technical limitations add a problem solving element to the creative process.
I despise ads in nearly all forms. My art aims to offer the viewer a glimpse into how I perceive them. Colors are often inverted because inverted colors are often perceived as being “ugly” and “harsh” and I think all ads are ugly and harsh-looking.
I try not to spend more than 20-30 minutes on any one piece because I think spending any more time than that indicates a certain level of respect for the original source material I don’t wish to convey, and I want my art to have a certain “vandalism” or “graffiti” vibe to it.
"Look, I’m not saying you should drive around at night time with your high beams on looking for deer to run over. That would be wrong.
BUT
If you’re just out, driving along, minding your own business, and you accidentally hit a deer or maybe you find one that’s already been run over, well… I mean, no sense in letting perfectly good deer poon go to waste, right? Like, if it’s still warm and everything, it’d almost be rude NOT to fuck it, know what I mean?"
“I’m not paying for that. I didn’t put any wipes or grease down the drain. The last tenant must have done that. If you thing you can prove it was me, you can take me to court.”
They can’t charge you money unless you agree to it. Drains are always the responsibility of the owner. Ask the city of you don’t believe me.
“Doesn’t make a profit” doesn’t mean “is run inefficiently”. It doesn’t even mean “doesn’t generate excess value”. It just means excess value is reinvested into the system, like the US Post Office. It never makes money, never has made any money, has always either saved or reinvested the money left over on the balance sheet at the end of the year.
It’s called the social contract. If you won’t abide by the agreed upon terms, I can’t be expected to either.
I really hope you understand why. That “data” you’re referring to is adults having sex with children. “Research” in this context involves adults allowing other adults to have sex with children so we can ask them questions about it.
At best, I imagine it would be like being addicted to cigarettes but only having a fruity vape. Yeah, it’ll get the monkey of your back, but it isn’t truly satisfying, and the second you can have what you really want, you’re going for it.
The difference is, a smoker can quit, but a pedophile will always be a pedophile.
it also enables the core behaviour of sexualising children to be socially acceptable because “oh it’s just a drawing”.
By your logic, people shouldn’t play Call of Duty either because it enables the core behavior of shooting people with guns to be socially acceptable because “oh it’s just a video game”.
By your logic, any movie or book depicting any illegal act shouldn’t exist because it would “enable the core behavior to be socially acceptable”.
Sorry, that one doesn’t hold water for me.
Skip one aisle and come back.
Start at the end and go the opposite direction you normally would.
Park off to the side and check your phone for a minute.
It’s really not hard to not be an asshole. Some of y’all just weren’t raised right.
Never, the less, she farted.
Company-issued slop muzzles
Yep. Bad things happen to good people and good things happen to bad people every day. Karma is just copium for the masses.
He wasn’t jailed. He wasn’t abroad. He wasn’t captive. He wasn’t injured. He was as comfortable as anyone else old and dying could hope to be. He was surely more comfortable than countless others he negatively affected throughout his life.
I don’t like it either, but sometimes good things do happen to bad people. Sometimes bad guys get away with being bad guys and end up dying about the same as anyone else because karma isn’t real.
The man died comfortable, surrounded by wealth and loved ones, never once having to answer for his crimes. That’s not karma.
Can’t think of any that started with 2, but there are many examples of sequels making their way to the states masquerading as the first title in a series.
Shadow Tower released on PS1 in Japan only. Shadow Tower 2 was released in Japan on PS2, but when it was released in America, it was just called “Shadow Tower” since no one had heard of the first one.
Not a 2, but there was Clayfighters 63 and 1/3. But that was just a play on the “[Name] 64” naming convention that N64 games commonly used.
Gonna have to disagree with you there. I’ve binged the whole series twice and I love libraries. In fact, I can’t even remember anything from the show about libraries at all.
Now that I think about it, I fucking hate Indiana for some reason. I’m sure that’s completely unrelated though
If the girl says no, then the answer obviously is no. The thing is that she’s not gonna say no. She’d never say no. Because of the implication.
There’s a big difference between being “punk” and being “a punk”. If you’re “punk” it means your some combination of anti-establishment, anti-corporate, anti-cop, anti-capitalist, etc… If you’re “a punk” that means you’re a wimp who’ll back down immediately as soon as someone gets loud or aggressive with you unless or until you have overwhelming numbers or force on your side.
“Only option” does not mean “good option”
Dang, you got me there. Good thing you replied before my nightly pcp cruise, I could have done a sin