Lemmy is the Nicolette of reddit

Don’t worry I like you.

It should be much more. A dollar a gallon tax.

Whenever I see an ad telling me how my life could be better if I just bought the next widget, I think of a line from the princess bride:

“Life IS pain. Anybody who tells you otherwise is trying to sell you something.”

I don’t get any porn… Am I doing something wrong?

Not once.

To discover a never before seen error. I love that feeling

Or Fortran

I was banned from fark many years ago, I forget why.