People would do the weirdest things…

Exactly!

“So, as I was saying officer, as I am not a trained trolley operator I didn’t knew the lever was a mechanism for it to do thinks, so I watched in horror as it approached the… (tries hard to hide smile)”

Most people I know name it after some kind of microorganism 😆

Petition to make Danny DeVito a unit of international standard of measurement.

In Spain it was “snow”.

Ummmm, I see a robot reading a book on a designer table😇

That’s probably what their lawyers would state they meant to say.

For those who can’t read latin they are saying “Come back!” “That’s the Holy Foreskin!”.