Exactly!
So has anyone tried this pewpowpie recipe and does it taste any good?

Instructions unclear. Urethra is now also unclear.

Good. And while you’re at it close all your other stores, fucking parasite.

Ewww, I’m not eating my own. Anybody else got any to spare?

“What do you have to hide?”

Grizzly murders. Loads of them!!

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J/k. It’s my privacy. All those horrific murders were really easy to get away with, keeping my privacy private however…

I legitimately do not, and have never had, any of the usual social media. This lemm.ee account is the only one I have, and that’s closing down soon.

However I would also never visit the us. So it’s all a win/win for me.

"Ok Google. Send a tweet to xhitter. Say…

I am going to put certain WORDS in CAPS to accentuate them for REASONS that no one can really understand. Then I’m going to SPOUT bullshit about the traitors flying high miles away from any DANGER but I’ll laughingly call them HEROIC and PATRIOTIC.
Then I’ll touch my little mushroom peepee and do a nazi salute to MYSELF in the MIRROR.
Thank you for your attention to my EGO!!!

Send tweet.

Right, where the little kiddies at? I’m feeling super viagra masculine today!! Shit, how do I delete this. No, stop. Don’t send. Everyone IGNORE that last bit about the kiddies!! Phew, got away with that! Hegseth. HEGSETH. change me, I’ve shit myself again. Get right in there and clean the folds."

I remember that on my LG viewty I had to download and then run some form of a file to turn the screen white for it to have a torch.
And the first time I ran it I was all “omg, this is amazing. What will they think of next!?!!”

I heard you like Glen Close…

https://maps.app.goo.gl/ByB38YTe7SLYTBoh9

Ok, how about yahtzee? It almost has an s.

What’s tatas, precious?

Can it be two pairs of hands?
The last time I asked my parents to come in and help open up my condoms my (now ex, for some strange reason) gf got all upset. Got dressed, and left.
Plus it took ages to get me out of my gimp costume!!!

It’s perfectly ok to use the word diversity in research, and for any other reasonable issue, in forwards thinking countries.

If your government doesn’t like that word then I’ve got bad news for you…

Is it good, or bad, that I had to go to the comments to see if this was real?

Agreed. I always cover myself in motor oil before I flambé my crêpes suzette!!

Yes.

I’ve been on the internet since it was screechy dial up, and this is the first time I’ve seen it. Ty.

On the negative side now I know I’m not supposed to poop in my hands 😢

I did not know this. Thanks!!!
Time to book a flight…

I don’t understand. Maybe a set of adverts would help me?