The only advice I’ve ever gotten about this is as follows:

“If it floats, flies, or fucks, it’s cheaper to rent it”

I think you have a very serious Nazi problem that needs to be dealt with.

GO FUCK YOURSELF SIDEWAYS ASSHOLE

Tossa de Mar, in Girona Spain.

Hands down not even close no contest

Go fuck yourself, since no one else will. Shithead.

Descartes was a total doofus.

You gotta get some David Hume and Karl Popper to get the good shit.

“Likely”

Snowden is a puke fuck scumbag

“the sentiment” is a fucking stupid slogan that NO ONE takes seriously.

Stop fucking sloganeering reality you twats.

Their walled garden bullshit.

Proprietary cables? Get fucked.

Completely ignoring him for the rest of your life as you find joy in not remembering he exists. The best present.

Hmmm, yes. This grass… It feels very, grassy.

I’M HEALED!

Mostly getting stoned and doing kung fu training

All my maps were government issued.

What qualities do women want, in your opinion?

Is this dark humor or are you unfamiliar with the savage lands called “the USA”?

No.

Communism is really fucking stupid.

Yeah Stalin was a real peach.

What the fuck are you on?

Edit:

Also

FUCK YOU FOR POSTING A LINK TO A GODDAMN DOWNLOAD YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG

Forest Gump Part 2: That Boy Ain’t Right

I’m fairly certain these aren’t Oyster mushrooms