Should have given it to Greta, just to really piss TACO

He even talked about fucking his own daughter if he had the chance

Can confirm. Cannot see anything

Anything mechanical, even someone in 5000bc would be able to figure out how it works.

Circa 1999, a website where part of it was called “Walken’s World”. A theme park run by Christopher Walken.

Also another site that was pretty much a blog of some guy’s insane sexual escapades that usually involved dwarves

Yeah thats the one

You’ve also got the more recent one with Sandra Bullock, where the monsters only attack people who look at them. Except they’re invisible.

And there’s mist everywhere at the beginning I think

He’s the main character in The Happening. Similar premise except its a plague that causes people to commit suicide

I said something mean about idiots riding unregistered/uninsured off-road bikes in and out of traffic (totally illegal in the UK) a few months back.

That got me banned.

I think im addicted to the smell tbh.

Well fuck.

Although I’ve been using it on and off for 30 years so I’m probably fucked already

In the UK. I’ve found the best treatment has been coal based shampoo. I use T-Gel.

Lather hair with normal shampoo to remove hair gel/dirt/sweat and then rinse and repeat with a small amount of coal based.

Leave it to soak into my scalp for a few minutes before washing off.

3 in 1 shampoo is terrible for yoir scalp.

Tbh it doesnt sound like you have dandruff, more like psoriasis or plain dry scalp.

Shit, I missed it. I guess I’m stuck here now

Sure he might outlive us, but honestly what’s the fucking point? At this point for him he’s basically just existing. Is he happy? Is he getting any enjoyment out of life? Because it sure doesn’t seem like it