I think Americans caring about there heritage lives rent free in too many European heads. It doesn’t affect anyone’s day to day, and explains some weird idiosyncrasies in life.

Chef Mike’s cooking

I also can make a few Cucks out with the sideways C

Say you think any right wing president was amazing.

You cut sweet and richness with acid. Mustard might do the trick, but a splash of rice vinegar might be the better route.

Dude, way to make me feel old lol.

Originally, Pirates of the Caribbean. A movie made because of a Disney ride seemed like a stupid idea.

Moisturize me!

Set the showerhead to “Power Blast” and hope and pray.

Ngl, I hate cooked carrots. But I’ll throw the rest together in a pan with a pack of Lipton French Onion soup mix. Reminds me of my grandma.

Ngl, that’s gross.

It’s a joke about you being under 18 asking for where you can get some, my man.

I know you’re not from Germany or ever been there before but don’t be so obtuse. BfV = Bundesamt für Verfassungsschutz

You’re 17 and expecting Internet folks to guide you to sexual experiences in Germany… Yes, BfV, this post right here

Red dwarf Full of goodness, full of vitamins

Can’t not think of this old show every time I see that.

“In the area “do not write in this space”, the father wrote “Ok”.”

My locker combination

So just press the wall anywhere?