Except the person next to you or behind you gets frustrated and cuts you off and you have to hit the brakes and create a traffic pulse.

How would that even work? Commercial airlines and private jet operators are different entities.

You can add a wetting agent to water to decrease the surface tension

A bag of dicks

I worked with chatgpt since I’m not a python dev, and this is what I came up with

from time import time

class PlaySession:
    def __init__(self, data: dict):
        self.guild_id = int(data['guild_id'])
        self.user_id = int(data['user_id'])
        self.timestamp = data['time']

    def is_longer_than_half_hour(self) -> bool:
        return self.timestamp + 1800 < time()

    async def resolve_member(self, bot) -> "discord.Member | None":
        guild = bot.get_guild(self.guild_id)
        return guild.get_member(self.user_id) if guild else None

    @staticmethod
    def is_playing_league(member) -> bool:
        activity = getattr(member, 'activity', None)
        name = getattr(activity, 'name', None)
        return name and name.lower() == "league of legends"

async def ban_for_league(member):
    await member.send("The 30 minutes has elapsed and you are still playing league, get banned.")
    await member.ban(delete_message_days=0, reason="playing league")

async def process_entries(bot, entry_dicts):
    sessions = [PlaySession(d) for d in entry_dicts if PlaySession(d).is_longer_than_half_hour()]
    for session in sessions:
        member = await session.resolve_member(bot)
        if member and PlaySession.is_playing_league(member):
            await ban_for_league(member)

Marty ate some of someone else’s pizza

I use Linux. Can someone explain this meme to me?

Can we talk about how screwed up that streak notification is? Let’s encourage people who show signs of unhealthy usage of the platform to further their addiction?

You have a 300 day streak of using heroin, don’t stop now!

Chesterton’s fence is a warning not to commit this logical error: I don’t know what this fence is for, therefore I know there is no reason for it.

It doesn’t say never to remove it. It means you should try and figure out why it’s there and ask around before removing it.

I hope they used the official Apple cleaning cloth that’s certified compatible with that model of MacBook