Glad you used “effectively impossible” because I think it is possible, though it would be tedious as fuck to do because you’d have like a hundred different shades where each one gets used only a handful of times. It would probably take a computer program pattern helper where you tell it what colour you’re doing so it can highlight where that thread is supposed to show up. You might need to spin some of your own threads to get the correct shades, too.
That would be like a $1000 pillow for the number of hours that would need to go into it, at least.






You: the existence of the subway is actually a lie to make Russia look strong to the west.
Bob: oh damn
You: we aren’t allowed to talk about it in English. The birds are microphones.