Oh man I have some bad news for you…

Aww that’s sad :(

As a non-Dolly music fan, I agree with you wholeheartedly… for now.

But later, if it comes out after she’s dead, that she was secretly harvesting puppy blood in her basement or abusing handicapped kids for decades or some other crazy awful thing, I’ll have to re-evaluate. And though I’m not hoping for this to be the case, it just seems like that’s exactly the type of shit this timeline would do to us. Guys I think I’m losing hope for humanity. Dolly save us all.

Lol honor system omg I’m dying