Spell: fix this. Result: this is fixed.

I assume cocaine also has some kind of ballmer peak

Not a shitpost.

You can still call wwv and wwvh.

Even with a generator, suicide cord is the WRONG way to do it.

Not like that’ll stop anyone anyways.

Boston?

Clench to prone

Like your literacy skills? What’s your objective? You think lemmybucks are going to make you a profit someday?

It’s not a shitpost. I have no idea why shitpost ends up being a /all board.

Depends on how much time has elapsed

This. All genes are just mistakes that turned out to be helpful.

What’s especially wild is that the kilogram was still an artifact in 2019! Every single calibrated weight in the world, big and small… They all could be traced back to a single metal chunk in a french vault.

With a wink. Yes, every time.

You’re often also responsible for finding somebody to cover your shift.

Like, why even have a manager?

Martyr apparently comes from Greek meaning “one who testifies in court.” The religious connotations came later.

I miss the days between Friday and Monday

This isolates the NAP. Prepare to face the consequences.

This is not a shitpost.

WITH A FUCKIN’ CRAYON!

You either know how magnets work or you don’t. There is no in-between.