TIHI

I’m so fucking good at this, I haven’t even lost yet! How do I get to the store to buy cosmetics?

Lol “aggressively not fun”

Oh boy. I can’t wait for these new features to come to the new iPhone™ 17 Pro Max. It’s incredible how Apple Inc. continues to push boundaries and bring people together!

Technically they were mousing professionally long before they were emotionally prepared for cuddles with us.

Because he unemployed.

No cargo. Planego. Shipgo. Only peasants cargo.

It’s kinda like how stuff only gives you cancer in California.

He has a barbed penis, like a cat.

Umm, the word is “pooticles”

No

Sure, but when you refi to invest, it’s not really “paying for somewhere to live” any more

That decision is true today, but realistically your rent will grow much faster than your mortgage (plus escrow) payment, and your mortgage payment goes away.

I know how this is meant to be read, but I prefer the shitpostyness of the alien suffering your awful karaoke rendition of the song

Same for kids and pets… They’re not really strong, it’s just that:

1. You’re trying not to hurt them or yourself, they don’t really care. This really levels the playing field.

2. You’re trying to accomplish a goal, they’re trying to do anything but that.this gives them a huge advantage.

What? A dick?

So disappointed.

That said, I know how I’ll make my fortune.

I think you can figure this one out…

All taxation is theft.

Inheritance/estate tax is one of the more ethical ones, though.

This is not a shitpost.