This ape gets it.

Or you could just find yourself freaking out at 7am with your arm up your ass all the way to the elbow trying to grab that cute heart shaped buttplug that was way too small and somehow just kept crawling further and further up your ass while praying that you won’t have to go to the ER. That’s cool too.

I think “Only half the time.” is actually the correct answer here.

Kinda?

o7

I feel it’s the kind of mistake that people make for whom learning the language was a “necessary evil” / chore in order to succeed professionally

Ahhh yeah that would make sense, I do love languages and have always found them fun. I also grew up in a bilingual area. My little village is French but most surrounding towns/cities are English speaking and was immersed in it from a very young age. I actually learned English mostly to argue with the kid next door who only spoke English (and from a whole lot of American English TV.)

Currently I don’t

Edit: Is that a thing though? I really don’t think I do.

Edit 2: Took a second to think about it and yeah I guess because actuellement translates to currently it could be mixed up but I have never or have I ever heard anyone mix those two up. I also speak English since I’m like 5 years old though so maybe I would have at some point but I can’t say I do now.

Hah, funny. As a non-native speaker I never mix them up as I am very conscious of it when I’m writing. I’m also often translating from French in my mind to English on “paper” which helps differentiate all of them since they don’t sound the same in French.

But I need to be ready to start blasting at all times 🥺

Fair. People on the internet aren’t even real anyway.

Urgh god damn it. Yeah I just called my contractor, he’s gonna come bust a hole in my ceiling on Tuesday morning. Salt boulder will be dropped in by Friday.

I would need a boulder yo. My headphones have an impedence of 170,000 ohms. This will have to do.

Urgh I know but what’s the point in carrying more. I can’t compete with Big Rock Salt. Ever since they legalized it I barely get any customers.

… Jesus fucking christ. My research is invalid. I’m going to have to start all over again. 🤬

Wait, there’s jazz salt???

😉 😜

Sorry I can’t sell any at all. Not even a gram. I have exactly enough for myself, nothing to spare.

No no, I’m not like that, I promise. I understand your skepticism. It saddens me that this is where we’re at today but I understand.

Yeah that’s true but still, I listen to a lot of really wet and moist music and even then. For the price of one good quality audiophile rock I can have a lifetime supply of rock salt for both audio and seasoning purposes.

Right?? It’s crunchy! That’s what all audiophiles want. Crunchiness.