On the “numbers and counting” part they crossed over 5 lines instead of 4, I am upset.

This shitpost is so shitty I’m intentionally not upvoting it to 69. Imagine that.

Not gonna argue that it’s not a waste of money to get a watch that expensive, but just having a watch is quite nice. Not having to fish my phone out of my pocket and click the power button every time i want to check the time is something i appreciate.

IIRC it’s done entirely through the mental link, the “reciever’s” body just fertilises the egg on its own, somehow using the dna of the partner. I assume it’s transmitted through the link, but they also can’t be using it like we do since all asari children are fully asari.

Respect, Tali is best girl for sure.

The light novel would be titled “That time I was reincarnated as a bug and got spooked by my own reflection, only to miss a class and almost not get together with the love of my life (another bug) by not passing”

At first glance the English language may seem reasonable, though through tough thorough thought it can be found that it is anything but.

It’s almost like lemmy isn’t a monolith with homogenous opinions! Weird.

i mean he is rich, and also the POTUS. sure he’s also a horrible person and hated by everyone left of mussolini, but that’s less of an issue.

Of the bovine variety

or someone who is trying very hard

I have no idea what this means

IT WAS MADE FOR ME

What you don’t see here are china and parts of the middle east, hovering nebulously in an indistinct location on the other side of the globe.

The sun was made from the last fruit of Laurelin (one of the two great trees) and is being shipped around the sky on a cart. Legolas has never seen the light of Valinor, i believe he was born after the trees died. It’s definitely not visible at all times to the elves, since even before the world was turned round it went below it out of sight at night-time. Presumably the elves still see the sun affect only parts of the world, they can just see beyond the horizon.

Edit: as an aside, the last remaining silmaril is the Evening star that shines in the west.

The post is deleted, but someone i follow posted a video of them scrolling through it while it was up and it was glorious. Couldn’t find that vid, but i found this one instead. Gonna have to pause it to read.

Sure, the like maybe 2% of users who actually pay attention to stuff like this and haven’t already left. Much more it’s just gonna steal people’s data. Not good.

easy 4, two different colors AND they’re two of the best ones.

That’s a kingly gift right there, gotta be expensive af

Note that the cheese that the rat is eating is none of the types pictured, implying that all these issues are real and the rat doesn’t like them.