Prunes if all else fails.

Replace the dragon balls with a magic lamp and the joke still works the same.

Foundation

Foundation

I didn’t intend to hurt your feelings. But I’m not gonna lie, it’s pretty funny that I did. Thank you, it’s been a long tough day and I needed that.

They’re gonna force them to rename it to “White Barrel” soon.

To misgender and belittle trans people.

There were leaked transcripts of pretty much that, covering up the suicides of trans kids. Wish I had the link, too busy at the moment to look it up.

Spaghetti Monster Coder

Creep Show, the segment with the Antarctic wolf creature scared the shit outta me. It still creeps me out to this day for some reason.

Its a big hastle to count $200 in sticky $1 bills, but strippers gotta shop too.

You’re only as good a DM as that last session.

I miss playing Traveller so much, it’s ruined me.

I still have a functional reddit account. But I only use it to view old posts these days as there’s still a lot of useful info on reddit.

Younger Joe Biden clone is also a high probability.

As a retail employee, I’m so tired of the standard Muzak that Christmas music would be a blessing tbh.

Nine times out of ten the customer is busy wrangling their items or dealing with their kid. Instead of awkwardly waiting, hand outstretched, I put the change on the counter. I then start prepping for the next customer as we’re timed on the whole process.

I find the 2d6 representation refreshing.

The irony of her being the original Sargon of Akkad’s daughter is kinda funny to me.

Meat-eating gains are stolen valor apparently.