And here I was, just hoping I encountered an avid em-dash enjoyer like myself in the wild. Smh my head

These are interesting thoughts you are voicing but your usage of em-dashes is highly suspicious, Mr./Mrs. Robot.

/s I like these dashes myself as someone who has some sort of education in typography

They also seem to have procreated, so their environment seems to be perfect for them, it’s proven.

But then you wouldn’t be judging the person solely for wearing a red hat, but for what the red hat implies, no?

Yes, specifically the caps worn by the revolutionaries during the Spanish revolution

Nice try! But I am prepared for your shenanigans

Don‘t worry, you‘re not missing out on anything.