Bean there, done that.

I guess that makes it “Kansas Shitty”.

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This van needs to be parked near a river,.

Years of accumulative Conservative cutbacks will do that to a society. Where’s your empire now, Britain? Pathetic.

Great hood ornament, dude. Hop in, I’m driving.

That’s the Valentino Rossi of cats.

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This is an Arsenal failure.

FC Porto 1 Arsenal 0

Do you believe in life after love? You don’t know the power of the Dark side.

I’m getting kick out of the word ‘furtherment’. It’s like cement only further.

Propane is profane.

Does it come with a free frogurt?

That one breathes methane.

Romulan Warbird or the Saturn 5 rocket.

I thought we were all Britons.

An overcomplicated Borg would be made of old cell phones, all on different plans.

These muffins taste like asbestos.

The duality of man.

“Nothing beats our chicken like we do.”