What about the god of stepping in spaghetti? Maybe fapping to that is like, prayer or something.

You think if he was shot the gun manufacturer would use that in their advertising?

I have two working PS3s and one broken 360.

One of the PS3s is a launch unit. Impressive machine.

So the dog prints are 3-4 prints relatively closely spaced, then a 2-3 foot gap and then 3-4 prints slightly offset from the first set.

I have no idea who most of those characters are- which gives me an idea.

What if I just made a bunch of AI generic anime characters and symbols and put those stickers on my car? The hardcore anime guys would be like, “Wait, what show is THAT from!? That looks awesome… What’s it from?” Just to passively drive a very specific type of person crazy trying to look it up.

Imagine he’s playing Eurotruck simulator.

Ugh, I hate those missions.

Same. I know my red flags, you don’t. If I were a used car I’d strongly recommend against getting it.

It’s also funny because most of my heavy conservative coworkers all have beards, trucks, and country stuff because that’s the image.

Now that I think about it, quite a few are bald and shave their heads, sooo… Maybe that’s an angle they could shoot for? Those could be some wild ads.

“I contributed a bag of quickrete!”

Yeah that wouldn’t work here.

Maybe this is what Apple is trying to solve with spatial computing.

You would think that with all that demographic data and spying on everything they’d have a clue, but it’s like they’ve not been using it to make products better at all. It’s like they’re finding out just exactly how awful something has to be until we complain.