I mean, if it Forgotten Realms. You’re probably considered an Elven Adult once you no longer dream of Avandor- they’re depression era.

That’s means your dad had that DICK too. Your mother loves that energy for a reason

This got a good chuckle out of me. I remember I hit that button when he interviewed some scientist for the third time asking if the moon landing was fake.

I’m still shocked he kept gaining popularity. He’s such an idiot.

My bar was low: “I don’t want a president that nearly sparks world war over tweets.”

Most Americans seem to disagree with me.

Honestly, with how things are right now politically - FAIR!

Let me roll some silly dice as a silly little guy while I ignore the prelude to another world war.

My DM ruled that would make a Potion of Eternal Youth. She was eternally 17 years 10 months old

This is the setup to an RPG horror story. Glad it worked out for you.

I’m not jealous AT ALL!