I just want a block community button on the main page so I don’t have to open the “HUGEGAPINGASSHOLES” community up to block it (none of the images in the headliner are censored despite blurring being on).

No offense to people who are into that I just don’t want it on my front page

That is not how hearts work, well, not exactly.

My favorite is “I had to hack the website by making a userscript to access the option afforded to EU users and I have no idea if it actually affected anything”

I know some people are “caffeine addicted” but I genuinely don’t know how the fuck people do it.

I drink a cup of coffee a day, 16oz, sometimes there’s also an energy drink in the mix, on some really serious days I have a headache or migraine and an Excedrin adds a little more in the mix.

One day I made a full pot of coffee and decided to attempt to consume the entire thing over the course of the day. I felt like my heart was trying to escape from my chest and that I was soon going to die.

I mean if I run out of RPG ammo in GTA I can buy more for a universal currency I don’t have to keep beating crime lords down with a big stick until one of them drops a fresh one.

Meanwhile I read the books as an artful evasion of an english assignment as a child but the movies just seemed too long for me to digest.

Maybe if they were packaged as a TV show but not at all changed in terms of content I could manage to get through it all in a day or so

Also I can’t look past the fact that there’s absolutely no way that they wouldn’t establish a form of nonverbal communication. ASL? Enthusiastic head nodding?!

The final boss of Windows is to crowbar out a metric shitton of bullshit and you do it with a bunch of registry tweaks and GPedit

I just want one that won’t just be like “I"m sowwy miss I can’t talk about that 🥺”

I mean one-button instant transformation into something cute is a lot easier than surgery and all that.

[maliciously pulls out food handling gloves and tweezers]

They said it was sharp, not uh, the opposite of brittle

Woe, Tolerance Paradox be upon ye.

You know I feel a lot better about life now that I have a pair of fire extinguishers mounted on the wall within arms reach most of my day.

Homie the venn diagram is a circle.

I should be able to copyright my DNA so they can’t use it without paying me royalties.

If Lays can bother potato farmers in africa about it I should be able to own an organism too (myself)

Will it suck less than the current implementation of Shadowplay that detects every app under the sun as a “Game” and doesn’t actually work on my actual games anymore :')

Didn’t even get Ohio, fuck.

Can anyone explain the rain one

I wish I could murder engagement driven design with a hammer.