Has anyone read the Unearthed Arcana for bastions? Is it good?

Make this a level 15 ability for fighters and then emigrate so that the caster inquisition won‘t crucify you for doing it

Commands triggered by Code Red

• Faelys: go get the prettiest red dress you can find
• Mystery: spill some red fire ants in the head waiter’s bed and take their place for the best service during the date
• Sand: indefinitely borrow a golden engagement ring with a set ruby for if the date should go especially well
• Toron: set up an escape horse with red dyed fur at the backdoor for if the date should get the tiniest bit uncomfortable (red fur for safety in town traffic)