
For the cow or the shark?
Assume I’ve been careful enough to add enough salt for the shark to be happy, and it’s not deep enough to drown the cow

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What if you put a shark and a cow in a pool?

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Ah yes, nothing gets people horny like being rejected
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This sounds like gold advice, thank you! Most of my cooking is based off vibes rather than a timer (apart from steak, which I do very well even if I do say so myself).
Would squid or octopus be easier or harder to do? My partner really likes them, but so far I’ve only been brave enough to do ready-battered squid rings in the oven, which isn’t real cooking.

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