• phorq@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    Do you have any hobbies? (other than the serial killing of course…)

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      1 year ago

      Literally besides movies/ videogames it’s running in the woods… Ya know like a serial killer. I have to do everything in my power to make women know I’m not chasing them down. Avoid eye contact, earbuds in, wide berth

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        1 year ago

        Become the greatest of threats the serial killer killer!

        Step one: Run through woods with axe

        Step two: Find someone unfazed by said action

        Step three: Stalk them

        Step four: Explain to forest services why you are infact not insane

        Step five: Go to jail anyways

        Step six: Get out if jail

        Step seven: Repeat until change in results