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captain-price-unofficially posts an image of a brown liquid in a glass with a large spherical ice ball, an Uncrustables sandwich larger than the glass has been wedged on the rim.

sipping on drinks you can’t pronounce in bars you’ve never heard of

ilovecats4ever replies:
Drop the recipe chief

ilovecats4ever replies:
fine I’ll do it myself
[in large text] Cruster’s Last Stand

• Bourbon
• SPHERICAL ice (important)
• Smuckers™ Unfuckable in your least favorite flavor

1. put that shit in a cup

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